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"All The Cute Boys Are Robots" by The Other Realm
lyrics
Yo, I got 10,000 follows
And 3 real friends
I’m finally cool
I take a picture of myself
I post it up online
My hair’s pulled back, my chest’s puffed out
And my eyes are open way too wide
I say that I want a boyfriend
But I think we all know the truth
I just want validation that random strangers think I’m cute
I’m trynna get over heartbreak
I’m trynna feel less insane
I’m trying my best to understand
Why I waste my time with this game when
All the cute boys are robots
None of these boys are real
All the cute boys have metal hearts
That were never programmed to feel
All the cute boys are robots
But I shouldn’t let it steal my joy
Cuz one of these days I’ll fall in love
And it won’t be with some stupid wind up toy
Get out of here robot boy
My ex is moving on
He likes to stay out way too late
He likes to get real drunk and
Send me photos of his latest fuckboy mistakes
So I go online because I don’t go out
Lord knows I’m not gonna leave this house
Yeah I go online because I want someone to kiss
But oh shit (oh shit)
All the cute boys are robots
None of these boys are real
All the cute boys have metal hearts
That were never programmed to feel
All the cute boys are robots
But I shouldn’t let it steal my joy
Cuz one of these days I’ll fall in love
And it won’t be with some stupid wind up toy
He’s just a picture on the internet
Who’s making me insecure
He’s just a photo and
He’s never gonna fall in love with me
That’s for damn sure
All the cute boys are robots
But I think that they’ve got a glitch
Cuz every time that I message one
I’m awfully quick to get ditched
All the cute boys are robots (Is anybody in there?)
None of these boys are real (Can you feel anything?)
All the cute boys have metal hearts
That were never programmed to feel (I know you can’t love me back)
All the cute boys are robots
But I shouldn’t let it steal my joy
Cuz one of these days I’ll fall in love
And it won’t be with some stupid wind up toy
Wind him up and let him go
Yeah let him walk away
Wind him up and let him go
Just pray he stays away
All the cute boys
All the cute boys
All the cute boys are robots
All the cute boys
All the cute boys
All the cute boys are robots
All the cute boys
All the cute boys
All the cute boys are robots
All the cute boys
All the cute boys
All the cute boys are robots
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released April 22, 2022
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